OG Punch

Fruit Punch is a staple drink flavor since it’s so loved by so many. Whether it’s summer or the dead of winter, everyone can relate to a hankering for some yummy fruit flavor in your favorite beverage. We wanted to make sure we captured the feeling of all your favorite Fruit Punch flavors because let’s face it: everyone and their mother has released some sort of Fruit Punch flavored product. So we went through all 390,900 different fruit flavors (but who’s counting?) and threw everything and the kitchen sink into the mix until we arrived at a combination that is sure to give your taste buds that magical feeling of your first experience with Fruit Punch. One must always respect the OG.

Blue Pom Nom

Of all the flavors out there today, Blueberry and Pomegranate never seem to get enough love. Most people would agree that they like blueberry and pomegranate, but we don’t see them together enough of the time. If you’ve never tried the flavor combo before, I’m honestly sorry you’ve missed out on it for so long. It’s a unique blend of subtle yet sweet that’s refreshing and enjoyable to sip on. We made sure to find the perfect ratio of fresh Blueberry and sweet Pomegranate to give you an amazing flavor experience that’ll leave you wanting Blueberry Pomegranate in everything.

Strawblaze

Candy is a treat because it’s so delicious, so why not have that in your new favorite energy drink? This one was tough, we won’t lie. Candy flavors can be challenging since there’s always nuances when taking a candy flavor and translating it to a beverage. We were aiming to capture the core flavor of your favorite pink, chewy square candies from the stars (think about it, we’ll wait…). This meant we had to add in precise amounts of Strawberry, with a dash of creamy candy goodness. We discarded the other flavors you’d find in the above mentioned group (especially the yellow ones) and ended up at a mixture that’s Bursting with candy flavor (…see what we did there?). When all else fails, Strawblaze it.

Blue Shock

When you have candy options, everyone knows Blue Raspberry is always a reliable choice. It’s like the under-barrel launcher you use when you start playing a new FPS: you know what you’re getting with it but you know everyone else is doing it too. But we didn’t want just another Blue Raspberry since there’s thousands of blue raspberry flavored drinks and other things out there to enjoy. Our Blue Razz isn’t just another faceless name in the crowd. Our aim was to deliver more of a slushie or snow cone experience since that’s one of our favorite treats and hopefully one of yours too. We gave it a subtle kick of sour to offset the sweet and deliver an explosion of Blue Raspberry perfection.

Pineapple Candy

Anyone that knows Crispy Concords knows his favorite fruit: Pineapples of course! We worked with him to make sure we captured all the essential flavors to bring you Crispy’s Pineapple Candy flavor of Metabolic Bioshock. We had to go through a lot to arrive at what we wanted to find: fresh pineapple combined with a dash of candy sweetness to give you a drink that’s tropically delicious af and fitting for one of YouTube’s best Content Creators.

Bruhaps it’s the greatest pineapple flavor ever made. Bruhaps it’s the best flavor of Metabolic Bioshock. One thing’s for sure, it’s good and Crispy Agrees.

Tea Bag Tee Off

What's more refreshing than Iced Tea or Lemonade? Both of them. We wanted our next flavor to be an instant classic, so we figured it made sense to follow the footsteps of a legendary golfer and provide a perfect 50/50 blend of fresh Lemonade and crisp Iced Tea flavor. It's the perfect marriage of 2 amazing flavors that's sure to help you tee off on your competition no matter what your game is. Energize yourself to dominate and teabag the competition (tastefully, of course)