Pay you rent in the form of MoonPies Avoid doing chores and other at-home activities Give you way too much information about its life Try as hard as it can to keep you inside. Offer prompted and unprompted MoonPie facts history recipes and more Make you laugh and keep you entertained with conversation. Compliment your wardrobe so much you'll wonder if it's going to steal your clothes Talk about MoonPie social media lore like Linda, MoonPie child, and the MoonPie social media manager .Ponder space and other celestial marvels Answer popular Alexa questions about the weather stocks math problems.